The Free Land of 10 Chitato is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.921 billion 10 Chitatoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong 10 Chitatoan economy, worth 276 trillion sparkleses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,959 sparkleses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,319 per year while the poor average 5,083, a ratio of 36.8 to 1.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, recognizing the 10 Chitatoan flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the dartboard at the 10 Chitatoan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 10 Chitato's national animal is the chitato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

10 Chitato is ranked 267,892^nd in the world and 212^th in Resuscitation for Safest, scoring 8.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.